Throughout time, men have waged war. Some for power, some for glory, some for honour - and some for love.
In ancient Greece, the passion of two of history's most legendary lovers, Paris, Prince of Troy (Orlando Bloom) and Helen (Diane Kruger), Queen of Sparta, ignites a war that will devastate a civilisation. When Paris steals Helen away from her husband, King Menelaus (Brendan Gleeson), it is an insult that cannot be suffered.
Familial pride dictates that an affront to Menelaus is an affront to his brother Agamemnon (Brendan Cox), powerful King of the Myceneans, who soon unites all the massive tribes of Greece to steal Helen back from Troy in defence of his brother's honour. In truth, Agamemnon's pursuit of honour is corrupted by his overwhelming greed - he needs control of Troy to ensure the supremacy of his already vast empire. The walled city, under the leadership of King Prium (Peter O'Toole) and defended by mighty Prince Hector (Eric Bana), is a citadel that no army has been able to breach. One man alone stands as the key to victory or defeat over Troy - Achilles (Brad Pitt), believed to be the greatest warrior alive.
Arrogant, rebellious and seemingly invincible, Achilles has no allegiance to anyone or anything, save his own glory. It is his insatiable hunger for eternal renown that leads him to attack the gates of Troy under Agamemnon's banner - but it will be love that ultimately decides his fate.
Two worlds will go to war for honour and power. Thousands will fall in pursuit of glory. And for love, a nation will burn to the ground.
Based on The iliad by Homer.
Special Agent Matti
I was vaguely disappointed with Troy. It had the swords, it had the sandals, it had the raping and pillaging, it even had Brad Pitt's naked buttocks (and they are worth the price of admission all by themselves), but somewhere, somehow, Troy just didn't zing off the screen. Gladiator, now that film had zing. One man, dragged through the mud but somehow still managing to find revenge. Troy just keeps going and going (and going) until everyone is dead. There is no single character on whom we can focus our attentions. Achilles, Agamemnon, Hector, Paris, Helen, Prium, Briseis... they are all heroes - and villains - at some stage or another. That may be true to life but we prefer our heroes - and villains - to be heroes - or villains - no matter how we look at them. They were the footy stars of their day: having sex with other men's wives, throwing star tanties, getting drunk, raping virgins...
Is this entertainment or real life? Sheesh.
Even though Troy is as true to life - and to The iliad - as you're going to get (remember that no-one has any record of Troy itself, and the gods bless CGI) it's just a long story about some dudes who died thousands of years ago a zillion kilometres away. Great costumes, great battles, but ultimately it's undone by its own cleverness. This is just not the kind of story that translates into a film script. Especially one that tries to tell everything about everyone.
Not that the semi-naked, hard-muscled, sun-bronzed, running, panting, sweating young men aren't worth seeing all on their own. Heh, heh. Did I mention Brad's bum? Oh, speaking of which, in real life Patroclus is Achilles' boyfriend, which is why he goes ape-shit after Hector kills him. Makes a bit more sense than being a "cousin", doesn't it? (This is Hollywood homophobia at work.)
Anyway, Troy is a good, fun epic battle movie with lots of running around hitting people. Enjoy.
MA 15+ (Medium level violence)
163 minutes (2:43 hours)
Film: 13 May 2004
DVD rental: 20 October 2004
VHS rental: 20 October 2004