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Star wars II: Attack of the clones - Ewan McGregor, Hayden Christensen, Natalie Portman, George Lucas

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A Jedi shall not know hatred, nor anger, nor love.

Ten years after the events of The phantom menace, not only has the galaxy undergone significant change, but so have our familiar heroes Obi-Wan Kenobi (Ewan McGregor), Padmé Amidala (Natalie Portman) and Anakin Skywalker (Hayden Christensen) as they are thrown together again for the first time since the Trade Federation invasion of Naboo. Anakin has grown into the accomplished Jedi apprentice of Obi-Wan, who himself has transitioned from student to teacher. The two Jedi are assigned to protect Padmé whose life is threatened by a faction of political separatists. As powerful forces prepare to collide in epic battle, Anakin and Padmé find themselves torn between duty and honour and a love that is forbidden. These heroes face choices that will impact not only their own fates, but also the destiny of the galaxy.

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Yes! Attack of the clones is everything that The phantom menace could've been, should've been and wasn't. It has intrigue, mystery, thrills, special effects, gore, glory, anger, fear, agony and menace. And Yoda goes postal! Woo hoo!

Hayden Christensen is a great choice for the role of Anakin: he has the gawkiness of adolescence, he's as cute as a dream and he can act. Even when he's whining he's intriguing. He also does great things with a light-sabre (when he hasn't lost or broken it: a wonderful example of the unco nature of adolescence - in fact, Anakin is the picture of teenage rebellion (delayed due to his Jedi training), blaming his replacement father (Obi-Wan) for holding him back and an incipient Oedipal complex, adoring his mother in a deep and intimate fashion - puberty sucks).

Meanwhile, Ewan McGregor is Obi-Wan: he's powerful, he's wise, he's mature... the force is with him. Despite having to perform in someone else's character, Ewan rules.

And Yoda rocks. He takes a much more active part in this episode than he did in any of the others, leading the council, engaging with the senate, training the kiddie padawans (cute!), leading the battle and battling the baddies. Part of that is the move from puppetry to CGI (he has a much bigger range of expression) and part is the improved scripting. Finally you understand why Yoda is head of the Jedi Council, finally you know just how strong with the force he is. Woo hoo! The battle with Dooku is wild.

Beyond that, George Lucas gives you a greater sense of the galaxy in which this saga takes place. There is greater depth to Coruscant than fairy towers and flying cars: the senate exists in a rarefied atmosphere of deals and assassinations while ordinary people eat breakfast in diners run by four-armed short order cooks. The Jedi knights are like the United Nations peacekeepers, hard to find and never doing what you expect. You just know that someone has a list of Jedi jokes on their web site ("Top ten other uses for a Jedi light-sabre").

Ultimately, you have to take Star wars II: Attack of the clones on George's stated intentions. He promised a Saturday matinée action adventure and that's what he's delivered, in spades. The film won't stand on its own but it fits perfectly the episodic nature of the saga. See it, live it, love it.

PS: 1 point off for making Anakin say "mom". That word is used only in a small regional dialect and should've been replaced with "mum" (World English), although even "mother" would've been better.

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PG (Low level violence)

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142 minutes (2:22 hours)

Not for public release in Australia before date

Film: 16 May 2002
DVD retail: 13 November 2002
VHS retail: 13 November 2002

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