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Piranha - Adam Scott, Steven R McQueen, Elisabeth Shue, Alexandre Aja

Threat advisory: Low - Low risk of entertaining activities

Movie propaganda

Every year the population of sleepy Lake Victoria explodes from 5,000 to 50,000 for Spring Break, a riot of sun and drunken fun. But this year, there's something more to worry about than hangovers and complaints from local old timers; A new type of terror is about to be cut loose on Lake Victoria. After a sudden underwater tremor sets free scores of the prehistoric man-eating fish, an unlikely group of strangers must band together to stop themselves from becoming fish food for the area's new razor-toothed residents.

Theatrical propaganda posters

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Target demographic movie keyword propaganda

  • Film horror lake fish Spring Break holiday vacation piranha eaten alive breasts porn boat attack sex

Persons of interest

  • Elisabeth Shue .... Sheriff Julie Forester
  • Adam Scott .... Novak Radzinsky
  • Steven R McQueen .... Jake Forester
  • Christopher Lloyd .... Mr Goodman
  • Richard Dreyfuss .... Dr Gordon Raybanks
  • Jerry O'Connell .... Derrick Jones
  • Dina Meyer .... Paula Montellano
  • Jessica Szohr .... Kelly Driscoll
  • Ving Rhames .... Lieutenant Bishop Welleger
  • Kelly Brook .... Danni Arslow
  • Riley Steele .... Crystal Shepard
  • Cody Longo .... Todd Dupree
  • Brooklynn Proulx .... Laura Forester
  • Ricardo Chavira .... Ricky 'Martin' Montez
  • Paul Scheer .... Andrew Cunningham
  • Brian Kubach .... Brett Davies
  • Sage Ryan .... Zane Forester
  • Jason Spisak .... Deputy Taylor Roberts
  • Maarsen Roney .... Timmy Booth
  • Neville Page .... Sheriff Robertson
  • Craig Dawson .... John James
  • Alexandre Aja .... Screenwriter
  • Josh Stolberg .... Screenwriter
  • Pete Goldfinger .... Screenwriter
  • Grégory Levasseur .... Screenwriter
  • Alexandre Aja .... Director

Cinematic intelligence sources

Intelligence analyst

Special Agent Matti

Theatrical report

Hoo boy, I haven't seen a film this bad in a long time. It's like taking a trip back to the 80s when the big Hollywood studios didn't know what to do with new technology so they took their shit films and made them 3d. This version of Piranha is so bad that they had to insert a whole lot of soft porn (naked chicks, girl-on-girl action) to make it entertaining. For straight boys. Talk about targeting a demographic.

If you like B-grade movies with lots of titties, dodgy plots and barely adequate special effects and shit acting, this film is for you.

The horror movie Piranha is directed by Alexandre Aja and stars Adam Scott, Steven R McQueen, Elisabeth Shue.

Government security censorship classification

MA 15+ (Strong violence and nudity, blood and gore)

Surveillance time

88 minutes (1:28 hours)

Not for public release in Australia before date

Film: 26 August 2010
Disc: 30 December 2010

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