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If you only knew

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And you thought dating couldn't get more confusing...

Starring Johnathon Schaech as Parker, Alison Eastwood as Samantha, Tiffany Fraser, James Legros, David Markey, Doyle McCurley as the FBI Agent, Gabrielle Anwar, Chris Connerly and Paul Sampson. Written by Gary Goldstein, directed by David Snedeker.

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Secret Agent Acid Thunder

Theatrical report

Finally, a film that has some real life notions!

Finally, a story about a man who has half-lied and half-manipulated others to provide a secure environment for himself. He faces many real life obstacles including not being particularly honest with his career, his past and his sexuality.

Although... he never actually said that he was gay - people just assured him that he was and he went along with it. And he was selling futures, just not in the usual sense. You know how people always jump to conclusions. Just like in Three to tango, where Matthew Perry pretended he was gay to get an important job (Matthew has always been a bit dubious in my opinion), and Happy, Texas, where Jeremy Northam and Steve Zahn pretended to be gay to stay out of prison (they must have had a bit of practice on the inside, but).

If you only knew is their poorer cousin (smaller budget, smaller names, smaller locations) but it still does itself justice. In fact, I will go as far as to say that it is a very nice movie. Feel free to enjoy.

Security censorship classification

M (Low level coarse language)

Surveillance time

90 minutes (1:30 hours)

Not for public release in Australia before date

19 April 2000