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Mike Bassett: England Manager

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One man, one goal, one vision, one brain cell.

With only three games left for England to qualify in the Soccer World Cup, disaster strikes... the manager of the national team suffers a near fatal heart attack. With no one else to turn to, Football's top brass hire Mike Bassett (Ricky Tomlinson), the inept manager of a very minor league club.

Persons of interest

  • Ricky Tomlinson .... Mike Bassett
  • Amanda Redman .... Karine Bassett
  • Bradley Walsh .... Dave Dodds
  • Philip Jackson .... Lonnie Urquart
  • Phill Jupitus .... Tommo Thompson
  • Dean Lennox Kelly .... Kevin Tonkinson
  • John Alford .... Deano
  • Keith Allen .... Himself
  • Andy Ansah .... Super
  • Julian Ballantine .... Robbo
  • Sue Barker .... Herself
  • Geoff Bell .... Gary Wackett
  • Dickie Bird .... Himself
  • John R Smith .... Screenwriter
  • Rob Sprackling .... Screenwriter
  • Steve Barron .... Director

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Theatrical report

Mike Bassett: England Manager is a mockumentary that almost reaches the same heady heights as This is Spinal Tap.

Mike Bassett is a B-grade man thrust into an A-grade world. His initial success despite failing miserably is a wonderful poke in the eye for big sporting organisations with big sporting systems and big sporting formulae. His failure to live up to the job provides some great moments of humour and pathos (if there's a difference). Ultimately there is a happy ending (it takes a real bastard to kick an underdog when he's down and John R Smith and Rob Sprackling are not bastards) but it is that kind of victory that is more about achievement than it is about success. Like South Korea's achievement in the 2002 Soccer World Cup, losers can be winners.

Ricky Tomlinson is perfectly cast as the hapless Mike Bassett, bringing a smallness of character to the role despite his large stature. Mike is the type of man who is doing a job that anyone could do but most people don't have the opportunity (or desire) to do. He fell into the position because no-one had the heart to tell him that he's useless. If they'd done that 30 years ago, England would've been spared a lot of grief (not to mention the managers of the 14 clubs for which he played). But everyone loves an underdog - and Mike Bassett is nothing if not an underdog - and there is no greater victory than that of the underdog over the overdog. That lets you laugh (or cringe) at Mike's failings while simultaneously rooting for him to win. It's a process that is exploited by many filmmakers and tabloid newspapers.

Mike Bassett: England Manager is a biting, witty although ultimately soppy movie that leaves you with that heart-warming, feel-good, warm fuzziness that little English underdog films are so good at making you feel. It's all good. Enjoy.

Media intelligence (DVD)

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Security censorship classification

M (Low level coarse language, low level violence)

Surveillance time

86 minutes (1:26 hours)

Not for public release in Australia before date

DVD rental: 30 April 2003
VHS rental: 30 April 2003

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