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Gladiatress - Sally Phillips, Doon Mackichan, Fiona Allen, Brian Grant

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Gladiatress is by the team who introduced the television series Smack the pony to the world. That should give you an indication about what to expect...

Clumsy village outcast, Worthaboutapig (Sally Phillips), is shockingly chosen to rescue her kidnapped sister, Dwyfuc (Doon Mackichan), from the Romans. Armed with only a goose, her mission seems hopeless, until the gods help her find her long lost sister Smirgut the Fierce (Fiona Allen). Together the sisters encounter soothsayers, gladiators, barbarians and even lawyers in their perilous quest. Once reunited these three unlikely heroines set out to save Celtic Britain by thwarting the Roman invasion in their own unique and outrageous style, proving that girl power was alive and kicking arse even in 55 BCE.