Cinematic Intelligence Agency Trenchcoat Awards 2000
And the nominations are...
[ Best film | Best actor with a penis | Best actor with a uterus ]
[ Best actor from another species | Best penis with an actor ]
[ Best aboriginal | Best accent | Biggest dog | Best sequel or remake ]
[ Best NZ/Australian | Funniest comedy | Best effects | Best portrayal of rich people ]
[ Best white trash | Best pisstake | Most street cred | Best war ]
[ Best homosexual character (actual) | Best homosexual character (faux) ]
[ Best cop | Best psycho serial killer | Best teen life | Best teen exploitation ]
[ Best doco or true drama | Best rip off from another medium ]
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The nominees for best film are:
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The nominees for best actor with a penis are:
Lucas Black as Peejoe in Crazy in alabama
Danny Edwards as Heaven in Heaven
Jens Albinus as Stoffer in The idiots
Brendan Gleeson as Martin Cahill in The General
Brad Renfro as Todd Bowden in Apt pupil
Michael Dalley as Dan Vardy Cobb in Bigger than tina
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The nominees for best actor with a uterus are:
Sally Lightfoot as Dan's girlfriend in Bigger than Tina
Natasa Ninkovic as Vera in Saviour
Fernanda Montenegro as Dora in Central Station
Maggie Smith as La Scorpiona in Tea with mussolini
Bodil Jørgensen as Weepy Spazz in The idiots
Rene Russo as the insurance investigator in The thomas Crown affair
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The nominees for best actor from another species are:
Elmo in The adventures of Elmo in Grouchland
The game pod in Existenz
Gonzo the whatever in Muppets from space
Mom's apple pie in American pie
Rex the dinosaur in Toy story 2
The cow in Lake Placid
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The nominees for best penis with an actor are:
Nikolaj Lie Kaas as Baby Spazz in The idiots
Jens Albinus as Stoffer in The idiots
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The nominees for best aboriginal film are:
Not awarded this year because there weren't any, onya Little Johnny!
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The nominees for best accent are:
Austrian by Brad Pitt in Seven years in Tibet
English by Guy Edwards in The Winslow boy
German by Ian McKellan in Apt pupil
Irish by David Thewlis in Divorcing Jack
Kiwi by Rena Owen in What becomes of the broken hearted?
Australian by Hugh Jackman in Erskineville kings
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The nominees for biggest dog are:
Sally marshall is not an alien
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The nominees for best sequel or remake are:
Cruel intentions from Dangerous liaisons
Meet Joe Black from Death takes a holiday
The mummy from The mummy
Muppets from space from The muppet movie
Toy story 2 from Toy story
What becomes of the broken hearted? from Once were warriors
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The nominees for best NZ/Australian film are:
What becomes of the broken hearted?
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The nominees for funniest comedy are:
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The nominees for best effects are:
Star wars 1: the phantom menace
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The nominees for best portrayal of rich people are:
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The nominees for best white trash are:
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The nominees for best pisstake are:
The Truman show
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The nominees for film with the most street cred are:
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The nominees for the best homosexual character (actual) are:
The white supremacist jail rapist in American history X
Blaine Tuttle (Joshua Jackson) in Cruel intentions
Sheriff Chappy Dent (William H Macy) in Happy, Texas
Heaven (Danny Edwards) in Heaven
(Adrien Brody) in Summer of Sam
Peter Steinberg (Oliver Platt) in Three to tango
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The nominees for the best homosexual character (faux) are:
Matthew Perry as Oscar Novak in Three to tango
Jeremy Northam as Harry Sawyer in Happy, Texas
Steve Zahn as Wayne Wayne Wayne Junior in Happy, Texas
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The nominees for the best cop are:
Belinda McClory as Detective JJ Wilson in Redball
Brendan Gleeson as Sheriff Hank Keough in Lake Placid
Christopher Lambert in Resurrection
Denzel Washington as Lincoln Rhyme in The bone collector
Jon Voight as Inspector Ned Kenny in The General
Martin Lawrence as Miles Logan in Blue streak
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The nominees for the best psycho serial killer type dude are:
The thirteenth floor
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The nominees for the best war are:
Balkan conflict in Saviour
WWII (Europe) in Apt pupil
WWII (Europe) in Jakob the liar
WWII (Europe) in The last days
WWII (Europe) in Tea with Mussolini
WWII (Pacific) in The thin red line
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The nominees for the best teen life are:
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The nominees for the best teen exploitation are:
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The nominees for the best doco or true drama are:
A soldiers daughter never cries
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The nominees for the best rip off from another medium are:
10 things I hate about you (Theatre)
Bicentennial man (Literature)
My favourite Martian (TV)
Rugrats: the movie (TV)
Wing Commander (Gaming)
The Winslow boy (Theatre)
