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\r\nThe best film of 1998 is...
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Head on

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\r\nThe best actor with a penis for 1998 is
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Alex Dimitriades - Head on

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\r\nThe best actors with a uterus for 1998 are
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Heather Rose - Dance me to my song

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Kathy Burke - Nil by mouth

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\r\nThe best actor from another species for 1998 is
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Bart the bear - The edge

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\r\nMost tissues used during a screening for 1998 is
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Swept from the sea

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\r\nThe best aboriginal film for 1998 is
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Radiance

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\r\nThe best marketing ploy for 1998 is
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Wag the dog

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\r\nThe biggest dog for 1998 is
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A little bit of soul

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\r\nThe best sequel or remake for 1998 is
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A perfect murder - Dial M for murder

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\r\nThe best Australian film for 1998 is
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Head on

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\r\nThe funniest comedies for 1998 are
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Lock, stock and two smoking barrels

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Wilde

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\r\nThe best science fiction film for 1998 is
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Lost in space

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\r\nThe best use of illicit drugs for 1998 is
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Head on

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\r\nThe best white trash for 1998 is a three way tie
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Kurt\r\n& Courtney

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Lawn dogs

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Nil by mouth

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\r\nThe best pisstake for 1998 is
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Wag the dog

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\r\nThe films with the most street cred for 1998 are
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Head on - Australia

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Jackie Brown - uSA

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Lock, stock and two smoking barrels - UK

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\r\nThe funniest homosexual character for 1998 is
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Oscar Wilde - Wilde

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