Cinematic Intelligence Agency Trenchcoat Awards 1999
And the nominations are...
[ Best film | Best actor with a penis | Best actor with a uterus ]
[ Best actor from another species ]
[ Most tissues | Best aboriginal | Best marketing ploy ]
[ Biggest dog | Best sequel | Best australian | Funniest comedy ]
[ Best science fiction | Best use of illicit drugs | Best white trash ]
[ Best pisstake | Most street cred | Funniest homosexual character ]
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The nominees for best film are:
Lock, stock and two smoking barrels
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The nominees for best actor with a penis are:
Johnny Lee Miller - Afterglow
Alex Dimitriades - Head on
Eric Stoltz - Mr Jealousy
Jude Law - Wilde
Robin Williams - What dreams may come
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The nominees for best actor with a uterus are:
Heather Rose - Dance me to my song
kirsten Dunst - The hairy bird
Hallie Kate Eisenberg - Paulie
kathy Burke - Nil by mouth
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The nominees for best actor from another species are:
bart the bear - The edge
tango the macaw - The real macaw
the blind dog - The hanging garden
singing, dancing parrot - Paulie
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The nominees for most tissues used during a screening are:
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The nominees for best aboriginal film are:
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The nominees for best marketing ploy are:
Barney's great adventure - a film about a marketing ploy
Lost in space - effects for days
Small soldiers - toys before Christmas
Wag the dog - life imitates art
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The nominees for biggest dog are:
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The nominees for best sequel or remake are:
A perfect murder - Dial M for murder
A thousand acres - King Lear
Great expectations - Great expectations
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The nominees for best Australian film are:
A little bit of soul - politics and Satanism
Dance me to my song - wheelchairs and romance
Head on - sex and drugs
The interview - cops and criminals
In the winter dark - ducks and dingos
Oscar & Lucinda - money and romance
Radiance - skeletons and closets
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The nominees for funniest comedy are:
The hairy bird - private schoolgirls' private tricks
Lock, stock and two smoking barrels - on the make
Mr Jealousy - therapy
Wag the dog - an embattled President starts a war
Wilde - the legend
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The nominees for best science fiction film are:
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The nominees for best use of illicit drugs are:
Homegrown - high on the hill was a lonely dope plant...
Jackie Brown - "That's my diet control substance"
Head on - trip the light fantastic
The big lebowski - don't drop that joint!
Velvet goldmine - snorting lines from the belly of a nubile black girl
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The nominees for best white trash are:
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The nominees for best pisstake are:
The Truman show
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The nominees for film with the most street cred are:
Lock, stock and two smoking barrels
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The nominees for funniest homosexual character are:
george - The object of my affection
oscar Wilde - Wilde
brian Slade - Velvet goldmine
the closeted rich guy - Lawn dogs
