Cinematic Intelligence Agency Trenchcoat Awards 1999

And the nominations are...

[ Best film | Best actor with a penis | Best actor with a uterus ]

[ Best actor from another species ]

[ Most tissues | Best aboriginal | Best marketing ploy ]

[ Biggest dog | Best sequel | Best australian | Funniest comedy ]

[ Best science fiction | Best use of illicit drugs | Best white trash ]

[ Best pisstake | Most street cred | Funniest homosexual character ]

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The nominees for best film are:

Head on

Lawn dogs

Lock, stock and two smoking barrels

Nil by mouth

Wilde

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The nominees for best actor with a penis are:

Johnny Lee Miller - Afterglow

Alex Dimitriades - Head on

Eric Stoltz - Mr Jealousy

Jude Law - Wilde

Robin Williams - What dreams may come

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The nominees for best actor with a uterus are:

Heather Rose - Dance me to my song

kirsten Dunst - The hairy bird

Hallie Kate Eisenberg - Paulie

kathy Burke - Nil by mouth

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The nominees for best actor from another species are:

bart the bear - The edge

tango the macaw - The real macaw

the blind dog - The hanging garden

singing, dancing parrot - Paulie

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The nominees for most tissues used during a screening are:

Dance me to my song

A soldier's daughter

Swept from the sea

You've got mail

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The nominees for best aboriginal film are:

Radiance

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The nominees for best marketing ploy are:

Barney's great adventure - a film about a marketing ploy

Lost in space - effects for days

Small soldiers - toys before Christmas

Wag the dog - life imitates art

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The nominees for biggest dog are:

A little bit of soul

Firestorm

Home alone 3

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The nominees for best sequel or remake are:

A perfect murder - Dial M for murder

A thousand acres - King Lear

Great expectations - Great expectations

Home alone 3

Star trek: Insurrection

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The nominees for best Australian film are:

A little bit of soul - politics and Satanism

Dance me to my song - wheelchairs and romance

Head on - sex and drugs

The interview - cops and criminals

In the winter dark - ducks and dingos

Oscar & Lucinda - money and romance

Radiance - skeletons and closets

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The nominees for funniest comedy are:

The hairy bird - private schoolgirls' private tricks

Lock, stock and two smoking barrels - on the make

Mr Jealousy - therapy

Wag the dog - an embattled President starts a war

Wilde - the legend

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The nominees for best science fiction film are:

Lost in space

Star trek: Insurrection

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The nominees for best use of illicit drugs are:

Homegrown - high on the hill was a lonely dope plant...

Jackie Brown - "That's my diet control substance"

Head on - trip the light fantastic

The big lebowski - don't drop that joint!

Velvet goldmine - snorting lines from the belly of a nubile black girl

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The nominees for best white trash are:

Homegrown

Kurt & Courtney

Lawn dogs

Nil by mouth

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The nominees for best pisstake are:

Wag the dog

The Truman show

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The nominees for film with the most street cred are:

The big lebowski

Head on

Jackie Brown

Kurt & Courtney

Lock, stock and two smoking barrels

Nil by mouth

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The nominees for funniest homosexual character are:

george - The object of my affection

oscar Wilde - Wilde

brian Slade - Velvet goldmine

the closeted rich guy - Lawn dogs

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